My life as an Antonio Banderas- The advantages and disadvantages of being a latin male in England

Advantages of being a latin male in England:
- When you ask a question to women in parking lots at night, they run away to their car and leave the parking lot ticket for you to use.
- Most of the people don't seat at your side if there are other seats in the bus or train, leaving much room for you to strecth your legs and body.
- People assume we are people that like to have fun... and they are right!
- They see you as emotional and hot, comparing to the frigid and cold english people.
- Almost everyone thinks we look like Antonio Banderas or the husband of one of the desperate housewives (people told me I look like him...).

Disadvantages of being a latin male in England:
- Young girls pinch your ass while you are on the dance floor.
- People have aproach-avoid confliting behaviors.
- You don't understand why people don't look at you in the eyes.
- You can't handle people being so nosy in a subtle way instead of "just asking".
- They assume you like football and have this tendency to say "figo" when you are in the same room as them.